I was in a conversation the other day with a guy who’s as well traveled as I am about girls from around the country. We came to agreement on a few things.
- The hottest girls live in LA, but it’s pretty hard to pull them without money. It’s hard to get uneducated girls without money, which is pretty counterintuitive.
- Southern girls are the best wife material. Hot, though not as hot as LA, and very feminine. Feminine means very family oriented, very friendly, and they show themselves really well. And I mean, if that accent doesn’t do anything for you, I don’t know what to tell you, you might be gay.
- Girls from the Northeast are the worst. All the hot girls drain out of there to warmer places because hot girls hate the cold. The ones that stay are the ones who are 15+ pounds overweight because they like it moderately cold to ensure they don’t get fat sweats. Ugh.
- We had a pretty small sample size of girls from the Midwest and Northwest, but they’re definitely not at the extremes of hot/feminine. So in the words of the real Mr. Carter: “If we ain’t talkin ’bout large money, what’s the point?”
If you didn’t catch on to the theory falling out of this post from #3, I’ll go ahead and spell it out for you (literally, ha).
You’re probably familiar with Brain Drain, which is where really smart people leave the place they grew up because there are no good opportunities for smart people where they grew up. What I’m talking about here is Tail Drain: where hot girls leave the place they grew up because it’s illogical for them to stay there.
I think most people agree that this happens, but it’s worth thinking about a little bit beyond a gloss over. If Tail Drain is as prominent as I think it is, the vast majority of hot girls living in the Northeast will be the young hot girls. As they get older, they leave, creating a void of older hot girls/women. This feedback loop hits the next generation of hotness, only leaving attractive immigrants to fill the hotness gap.
If you notice, this means that the old money girls in the South are significantly hotter than the old money girls in the North. I don’t have to check anybody else’s opinion to know that that’s true.
So if you’re sick of the only hot girls you see being of the young and hot variety, think about the Tail Drain or start working on your Immigrant game if you can’t move South(west). Oh, and if you’re interested in changing locales, remember that you need money to get LA girls and you need class to get Southern girls. I’ll leave it to the reader to define ‘class’ in this context.