Term of the Day: Slut Spiral

kid with slinky

Urban dictionary defines a Slut Spiral as the act of continually lowering your standards so that each new sexual partner is worse than the last.

I define a Love Spiral to be the act of continually lowering your standards until the number of sexual partners available reaches a satisfactory number.

Aligning a Slut Spiral with a Love Spiral will create a Spring. This is known as the Spring of Happiness that will bounce like bunny rabbits through the Fornication Forest. There’s something about the kid in that picture that makes me want to punch him in the face, I’m not sure what it is.

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