May 9, 2008...9:05 am
I Love You: A Translation
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Woman to Man: “I want you to only want me”
Man to Woman: “I don’t want anyone else”
Child to Parent: “I want you to pay attention to me”
Parent to Child: “I love you”
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May 9, 2008 at 9:59 am
aw.. the last one motivated me to go hug my kitten.
May 9, 2008 at 10:20 am
Really? How about:
Man to Woman: “I’d like to have alot more sex with you”
Woman to Man: “I need something done” or “I need some money”
Man to dog: “You’re the only one I can talk to right now, and you have no idea what I’m saying”
Woman to cat: “you’re the placebo for a child”
Man to IRS Agent: “Thank you for not throwing me in jail for taking those deductions I knew I didn’t qualify for.”
Employee to boss: “Thank you for my paycheck” or “thanks for keeping this relationship on the DL.”
May 9, 2008 at 2:10 pm
are you stoned or something?
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